The Misadventures of an Enthusiast of Love

I'm on a mission to experience love,
not just romantic love as most people
would expect, but to find love of myself,
love of others, love of the divine, and
last of all, love of a man. I figure I'll
begin with love of myself because as
the old saying goes, "You can't love
someone else until you love yourself."

Here I go again on my own...

Photo

This is a picture taken after one of my kickball games. I earned the nickname Emerson by a classy gentleman that sported a mullet/mohawk, wore an American flag button-up, and cut-off acid wash jeans. The joke goes…

Southern Patriot: “Is your name Emerson.”

Moi: (confused) “No.”

Southern Patriot: “Because Emerson big ol’ titties”

Moi: Hysterical laughter, followed by a blush, then me fleeing to the ladies’ room.